When you upload the wrong picture and delete it at...
highfunctioningdarklordofall: Tonight I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman, and on my way into the theatre a kid about 4 or 5 years old shouts “MOM! MOM! IT’S BATMAN!” because I was wearing my shirt with the bat-symbol on it. So I got down on one knee and asked him if he’d seen the Joker, and he pointed into the theatre. I said thanks, and as I started to go in he said “Thanks for keeping...
theterriblechild: immiqrant: k1mkardashian: mega-ghost: How do you bleach skin let’s ask the expert excuse you Excuse you Dead.
people who still make jokes about women belonging...
fuckyeahloldemort: boara: get back in the kitchen
stevesboypussy: yaoibutts: shavingryansprivates: introducing… SPOONS! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF hahahaha omg
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby. But it could be a velociraptor. Dead^
best-of-funny: sourmilf: pukin: so good OH SHIT YES THIS IS IT More posts like this HERE I wonder where this came from?
zackberecklessandtalk: I’m watching you like this and this and maybe even like this
The moment when someone says a bad joke about...
sassy-lesbian-vriska: my internet goes out more than i do fuck.
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
fate-fell-sh0rt-this-tim3: i have this disease where i don’t care