January 2013
1 post
July 2012
29 posts
When you upload the wrong picture and delete it at...
highfunctioningdarklordofall:
Tonight I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman, and on my way into the theatre a kid about 4 or 5 years old shouts “MOM! MOM! IT’S BATMAN!” because I was wearing my shirt with the bat-symbol on it.
So I got down on one knee and asked him if he’d seen the Joker, and he pointed into the theatre. I said thanks, and as I started to go in he said “Thanks for keeping...
theterriblechild:
immiqrant:
k1mkardashian:
mega-ghost:
How do you bleach skin
let’s ask the expert
excuse you
Excuse you
Dead.
people who still make jokes about women belonging...
fuckyeahloldemort:
boara:
get back in the kitchen
Watchstevesboypussy:
yaoibutts:
shavingryansprivates:
introducing… SPOONS!
OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
hahahaha omg
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
Dead^
Watchbest-of-funny:
sourmilf:
pukin:
so good
OH SHIT YES THIS IS IT
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I wonder where this came from?
June 2012
187 posts
zackberecklessandtalk:
I’m watching you like this
and this
and maybe even like this
The moment when someone says a bad joke about...
sassy-lesbian-vriska:
my internet goes out more than i do
fuck.
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
fate-fell-sh0rt-this-tim3:
i have this disease where i don’t care
